Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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