Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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