Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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