like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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