Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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should my penis look like a turkey
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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