Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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