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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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