That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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