New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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