it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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