You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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