if you like me you must not know who I am
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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