Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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