are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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