let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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