You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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