You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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