yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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