awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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