Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
this hospital has no fireball
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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