so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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