he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
