Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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