So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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