she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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