on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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