I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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