he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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