dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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