with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just blew my weed a kiss
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
