how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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