but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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