You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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