Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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