I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
pop tarts are not kleenex
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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