Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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