Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize