the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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