I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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