i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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