We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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my poor anus
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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