Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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