yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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