So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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