...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I will be naked everywhere
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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