Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.