Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.