last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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