all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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