i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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