I hope mine doesn't look like that
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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