it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i think im in europe. pls send help
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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