THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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