please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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