to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just want to make out with him forever
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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